LSM3211a - Fundamentals of Pharmo-"cock"-logy
This blog is dedicated to all who took fundamentals of pharmacology today at MPSH1. You know how much stress we all feel studying for all the modules we're taking right? But don't worry guys and gals, read the article below. It shows how we can have a simple drug to relief the stress level.
"Stress, part of the process whereby adredaline and noradredaline is released from the adrenal medulla and pre-synapses respectively. The adredaline keeps your heart pumping and pumping like a horse racing against time on a race. Sometimes the blood pumped up to your brain gets too much and causes extreme headaches, and if it persists, clotting can happen and stroke will be next. Ya, you can take aspirin to bring down the hyperalgesic levels and headaches, but you'll probably bleed out of your anus far faster than having a proper subsiding of the painful effect. How about clopidogrel? OH ya... that drug... You think that will help your problem? Unlikely... Maybe we can tackle the problem from the root. We can take reserpine, but that would make you some dull, sad man thinking that his life's in the dumps. Guanethidine? Bretylium? Tell you a simpler, safer method...
Introducing FUN-crolimus!!! It is a nasal spray that reduces adredaline levels as well as increase 'fun' factor gene transcription to induce a lighter mood for the user. It is a steroid that is relatively easy to be absorbed and resides in the lipid membrane for long lasting effect. It also increases bronchodilation so that the user can breathe smoother and slower with abundant amount air. Because it is a steroid, there will probably some side effects like hyperlipidemia, craziness, psychosis and hyperglycemia. However, it is tested that a spray per day is enough and not dangerous enough to induce a relaxing, happy time.
If nasal spray is too cumbersome for you, why not get Fun-butomal. It is an inhalant and is relative easy to use. It has almost the same effects and side effects as Fun-crolimus. It has been tested with 5000 over testers and have has a good significance, p<0.5.>
P.S. Information applied is not entirely true. I sincerely apologise to anyone who misinterpreted the information. It is for entertainment purposes only...
Article provided by Dr. Jo
The Mixed Boy
"Stress, part of the process whereby adredaline and noradredaline is released from the adrenal medulla and pre-synapses respectively. The adredaline keeps your heart pumping and pumping like a horse racing against time on a race. Sometimes the blood pumped up to your brain gets too much and causes extreme headaches, and if it persists, clotting can happen and stroke will be next. Ya, you can take aspirin to bring down the hyperalgesic levels and headaches, but you'll probably bleed out of your anus far faster than having a proper subsiding of the painful effect. How about clopidogrel? OH ya... that drug... You think that will help your problem? Unlikely... Maybe we can tackle the problem from the root. We can take reserpine, but that would make you some dull, sad man thinking that his life's in the dumps. Guanethidine? Bretylium? Tell you a simpler, safer method...
Introducing FUN-crolimus!!! It is a nasal spray that reduces adredaline levels as well as increase 'fun' factor gene transcription to induce a lighter mood for the user. It is a steroid that is relatively easy to be absorbed and resides in the lipid membrane for long lasting effect. It also increases bronchodilation so that the user can breathe smoother and slower with abundant amount air. Because it is a steroid, there will probably some side effects like hyperlipidemia, craziness, psychosis and hyperglycemia. However, it is tested that a spray per day is enough and not dangerous enough to induce a relaxing, happy time.
If nasal spray is too cumbersome for you, why not get Fun-butomal. It is an inhalant and is relative easy to use. It has almost the same effects and side effects as Fun-crolimus. It has been tested with 5000 over testers and have has a good significance, p<0.5.>
P.S. Information applied is not entirely true. I sincerely apologise to anyone who misinterpreted the information. It is for entertainment purposes only...
Article provided by Dr. Jo
The Mixed Boy
posted by -=The Mixed Boy=- at 11/28/2007 05:51:00 PM
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